yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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