i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just had sex on a roof
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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