wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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