Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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