btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm really busy with my period
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