I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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