my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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