Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Two words: nipple clamps
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