Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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