Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
