"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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