i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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