i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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