whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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