what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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