shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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