I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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