my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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