And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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