Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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