That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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