HEAR HEAR. Why do I always have to feeling like the Martha Stewart Living of oral sex? "Gently separate the outer lips. The aroma of pussy should be noticable, but not unpleasant. If your partner is having trouble relaxing, you may wish to lighten your touch and offer her a beverage. Cooking sherry will do in a pinch, she has probably consumed it before"
how needy.....she is lucky she is getting pleased at all. Then again, needing to be told any steps screams inexperience.
I guess on the flip side of that, actually listening to a woman does too
Well, we can tell 11:35 and both 11:39's are virgins.
11:39 (2) Porn isn't that good. But I give you points if you know where the clitoris is because of it.
fuck you, you lazy cunt. You want someone to bend over backwards to please your every need while you sit there with your finger up your ass. Go shove some C4 up your cunt
OP: Every single woman has different steps, so good luck finding Mel Gibson from What Women Want. Until then, just be glad you're screwing guys willing to take direction.
4:08 1:10 Must have hurt you if you're on here responding 3 hours after the fact and mashing insults together to create new words. (and posting the words right after just in case someone doesn't get your cleverness)
Oh that's what you want is it? Well all he wants to do it stick it in your mouth and go to sleep so why don't you just be happy that you get steps 1-5 at all.
why does everyone make it seem like it's so hard to get a girl off? I've only been with one girl, but its not hard at all to get her off... its not a fucking rubiks cube, just rub the clit people!
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