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  • HEAR HEAR. Why do I always have to feeling like the Martha Stewart Living of oral sex? "Gently separate the outer lips. The aroma of pussy should be noticable, but not unpleasant. If your partner is having trouble relaxing, you may wish to lighten your touch and offer her a beverage. Cooking sherry will do in a pinch, she has probably consumed it before"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Any fully developed fucking high school kid should be able to get a girl off. It not that hard just stop worrying about your tiny dick for 2 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:01pm
  • 5:25 Your real doll does not count as a woman. But for the sake of the human race, stay and be happy with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Story of my life. And, thank you, 11.19!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:36am
  • Then you're looking for a mind reader. Good luck with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:38pm
  • maybe you should try it will a her instead of a him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:40am
  • how needy.....she is lucky she is getting pleased at all. Then again, needing to be told any steps screams inexperience. I guess on the flip side of that, actually listening to a woman does too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:25pm
  • A steady fuck buddy might improve life for you, OP. Consider teaching one as an investment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:50pm
  • If you are over 20, you prob ought to stop hanging around your local high school -Premeau

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:16pm
  • True that!!! That's why u find someone to do all the time that way no efforts are wasted!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Well, we can tell 11:35 and both 11:39's are virgins. 11:39 (2) Porn isn't that good. But I give you points if you know where the clitoris is because of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:22pm
  • so, you havent met a man who watches porn??? are you sure you arent like 12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:39am
  • step 1- in, step 2-out, step 3-in, step 4-out, step 5-repeat as necessary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:34pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:34am
  • fuck you, you lazy cunt. You want someone to bend over backwards to please your every need while you sit there with your finger up your ass. Go shove some C4 up your cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:02pm
  • It's not stupid. It's a fact. (doodooface)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:13pm
  • OP: Every single woman has different steps, so good luck finding Mel Gibson from What Women Want. Until then, just be glad you're screwing guys willing to take direction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:47pm
  • OP, if you still live in the 850, I'm educated on the steps. Go Noles!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Stop having sex with little boys then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:48pm
  • @1:51, sorry. It's not me, it's you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:39pm
  • i think the problem was the HE.....because SHE would have had it done in 3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:53pm
  • 1:45 If you're too tired to get on it, then no sex. AA batteries solve this problem more efficiently anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:51pm
  • So what your saying is your taking applications?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:16pm
  • If you don't give up the balloon knot for him he has no obligation to learn more than two steps. (doodooface)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:57pm
  • story of my life. get on it boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:23pm
  • 11:19-you're off to a good start, lol! keep up the good work!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:11am
  • What are these steps?.. All I know, take off clothes, foreplay, "suit up", in-out, put clothes back on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Come to me. I'm a girl btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:39pm
  • 4:08 1:10 Must have hurt you if you're on here responding 3 hours after the fact and mashing insults together to create new words. (and posting the words right after just in case someone doesn't get your cleverness)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:34pm
  • I banged 12:22's mom and dad ( he likes it in the brown eye)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:50pm
  • We know all the steps in farmville. 1. Get a # 2. call. 3. Go to her house. 4. Fuck. 5. Post a text about farmville. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Hit me up, I'll help you out ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Be a lesbian. You'll never have any problems in bed. Promise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Only five? What about 6-20?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:31am
  • Clemson just rocked yall's world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Yeah, it's more involved than just that, 11:19.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:35am
  • @4:39, no, you are not. I've looked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Oh that's what you want is it? Well all he wants to do it stick it in your mouth and go to sleep so why don't you just be happy that you get steps 1-5 at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:39am
  • 12:46 and 12:50 are virgins too! 1:02 just hasn't gotten over being called a one-pump-chump when he lost his.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Come to me baby. I'll fuck your puss real good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Not difficult. Hell, you can get her to cum without even taking her pants off. God made this an easy process, try not to over complicate it.

    Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:42pm
  • I suppose its appropriate that someone who signs their posts as doodooface would only say things of great ignorance and stupidity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:11pm
  • VIBRATING COCK RINGS. He'll last longer, and you buzz your own way off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:14pm
  • @1:10 really hurt me with words :( Ya slunt ( slut cunt)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Steps 1, 2 and 3....put a cock in her ass, a cock in her cunt and a cock in her mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:12pm
  • U need older men. 18-25 usully r just thinking about their nut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:11pm
  • why does everyone make it seem like it's so hard to get a girl off? I've only been with one girl, but its not hard at all to get her off... its not a fucking rubiks cube, just rub the clit people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:19pm
  • I'm too tired. You get on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:45pm
  • How about steps 68, 70 and everything inbetween?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:32am
  • @2:15, wait. You are a woman? Creepy. Get away from me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:54pm
  • He doesn't exist. Or if he does, he's dating your friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Coming

    Submitted by shedenvy on May 15, 10 at 4:56pm
  • Steps 1-5 in like narcotics anonymous? Lol idk dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Um pcola we should bone, I'll be at sevilles, look for the guy with his dick out on the dance floor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Just put some vibrating pressure on the clit boys. Don't lick it like your licking an ice cream cone. Be aggressive! Be be aggressive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:48am
  • He is the problem, cause she could have taken you from 1 to 5 3 times over :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Bitch is high maintinence and step 6 should be slam it in the brown eye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:35am
  • 2:39 Well of course it's me. And your small dick. That didn't help me at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:51pm
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