So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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