I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Damn victory sex feels great
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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