So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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