Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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