singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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