Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
love makes seman taste better
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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