if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My cat gives me a boner
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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