Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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