i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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