it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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