He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Randomize
