Porn is love you can see.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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