Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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