i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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