Christians are straight up FREAKS
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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