So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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