GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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