Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
im on a boat
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