I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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