she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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