Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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