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i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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