My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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