I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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