she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
