also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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