so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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