Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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