Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
