I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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