oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Jerry, you need to find god
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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