the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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