The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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