i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
