I cannot find my penis.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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