Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Randomize
