If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Everything about him screamed your future.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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