i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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