DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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